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Excerpts from the Diary of a Three-Year-Old Gourmet • Dan Reiter • April 21: The morning’s menu was uninspired: cold banana yogurt followed up by a single, overripe banana, sliced into 3/4″ medallions. Pancakes with sweet syrup would have added much-needed texture to the menu. Perhaps the addition of an amuse-bouche, a chocolate caramel truffle, or even a graham cracker would have loosened the palate before the banana course. My suggestion to this effect was snubbed by the chef.... [Read more...]
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Why You Should Kill Your TV • Dan Reiter • A long, long, long time ago, before television came into the world, people were so exceedingly bored with their lives and had so much free time on their hands that they wasted their days watching leaves flap about in the breeze, gawking at the ripples made by ducks on the river, or staring for hours on end while ants scrabbled in procession up oak branches. People picked flowers, walked aimlessly in circles, started wars, built pyramids, established... [Read more...]
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Things I Love About Cocoa Beach By Dan Reiter Here’s a simple writing exercise that could change your life. Take a half-hour out of your day and find a peaceful place to sit with your computer or a pad of paper… a café will do nicely, a quiet picnic spot, even a kitchen table. Your office desk will suffice in a pinch. Sit down then, and write out a list of the things you love. Anything works — food, scenery, people, movies. Anything. Make the list true. Make it extensive. Stay... [Read more...]
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Letter to the President of the United States February 20, 2010 The Honorable Barack Obama The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 Dear Mr. President: My name is Dan Reiter and I live in Cocoa Beach, Florida. We have a charming little town here, rich in history, culture, and scenery, but poor in most everything else. Once –- a half century ago –- the Mercury and Apollo missions launched from these sands to stir the hopes and dreams of the world. For a shining instant,... [Read more...]
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Marriage By Dan Reiter It happened one idyllic afternoon, over six Valentine’s Days ago. The sunset flooded in through the church windows and shed a dreamlike, coral pink glow over our clasped hands. We recited our vows and donned the rings. I was 26. She, 21. At the reception, a friend of my father’s approached us on the dance floor and said, rather unwittingly, “Cherish it, my boy. This will be the happiest moment of your life!” I thanked him for his gracious words and twirled away to dance... [Read more...]
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Evolution has a strange, sometimes disturbing way of revealing itself. A species, when faced with a threat to its survival, must either perish or adapt to its changing environment. Usually, this modification process will take thousands of years, but every so often an animal will rise to the challenge in a matter of mere decades… and the transformation can be startling. Just the other day, I was out on the river on my stand-up paddleboard, skirting the periphery of the Thousand Islands, soaking... [Read more...]
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For all the surfing Harold T. Sweeney did in his life, he should have been happier. Unfortunately, he had too many problems on dry land to be very happy for any long stretch of time. His wife died giving birth to their second son, Melvin, which was about as serious a problem as you could come across, when you think about it. Her death hung like a sick, black cloud over Harold’s life for many years. But Harold was resilient; he watched for glimpses of sunlight through the darkness, and he did... [Read more...]
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On Beauty, Part II By Dan Reiter (This is the second of a two-part series. The first explored the beauty found in everyday moments, and contemplated the choice we are all given: whether to consciously seek this beauty out, or else to ignore it.) I was surfing alone last week, alone in a warm, green sea all simmering with seaweed, with the onshore winds ripping at my hair, and tattered and broken waves bumping up the surface. Why was I alone? Probably because it was Tuesday, because we were coming... [Read more...]
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For the faithless among you who have long been searching for an answer to this question, what a surprise it must be to finally stumble upon it here, in the most unlikely of places — within the pages of The Beachside Resident! And to the devout readership, who doubtless consider the title of this article foolish (perhaps even blasphemous), I urge you to revisit the question… and try to remember the first time you counted yourself among the believers. I suppose I should begin by telling... [Read more...]
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Florida summers are like molasses, thick, hot, dripping… The birds move with a certain languor, the yard is overgrown with wild, exotic grasses, the plumeria and mosquitoes swarm into full bloom, and a bright, lazy mist hangs over everything. It is stifling outside something terrible, your car feels like an oven, the sweat runs into your eyes, the sand burns your feet, the no-see-ums gnaw incessantly at your legs… In a sort of reverse-hibernatory instinct, you want to hide away, tuck... [Read more...]
